Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Every kid will want this for their birthday

Hey everyone! It's the Ann Coulter Talking Doll! (apologies if you've seen this one already, I just stumbled across it by accident) And look, she's one of "America's Real Action Heroes". Just makes your heart all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it?



The Ann Coulter doll is a great gift for daughters, sons, mothers and fathers. Mostly, the Ann Coulter talking doll is a great gift for Republicans and Conservatives.

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!

This same shop has a GWB talking doll, but for some reason they don't list any of his funny quotes. Hmm...

8 Comments:

At 3/06/2008 , Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I guess their definition of action figures is different than mine. To me she is more of a pain in the ass figure.

 
At 3/06/2008 , Blogger JM said...

The box fails to mention that the brain of the doll isn't just "to scale" but is "actual size"!

 
At 3/06/2008 , Blogger Randal Graves said...

Bush has tons of funny quotes! Which provides a nice yin to the yang of his horrid presidency.

 
At 3/07/2008 , Blogger Mona said...

I love it! Very different from the Barbies of my childhood! Fun, fun!

 
At 3/08/2008 , Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

I like the one that says "women shouldn't have been given the right to vote".

 
At 3/09/2008 , Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh my... Too bad Christmas is so far away. The girls in my family will just have to wait!

 
At 3/14/2008 , Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

You have been tagged. (My sincerest apologies.) I didn't want to disrupt your Ardent Thread blog.

 
At 8/11/2008 , Blogger LivinginOz said...

Ha - I would buy one of these just to melt it.

 

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